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Grass and Dirt

A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day at work the urge overcame them, and they took off to her place, where they made passionate love all afternoon. Exhausted from the wild sex, the lovebirds dozed off and didn’t wake up till around 8 p.m. As the man quickly threw on...

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