“Sshhh! Don’t wake him or he’ll be up all night tweeting!”
“Sshhh! Don’t wake him or he’ll be up all night tweeting!”...
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“The only easy thing about Trump’s Presidency so far was getting 60 million dipshits to vote for him!”
“The only easy thing about Trump’s Presidency so far was getting 60 million dipshits to vote for him!”...
“I love street art…it’s always so truthful!”
“I love street art…it’s always so truthful!”...
“I can’t remember what I had for breakfast, but I can sure remember what I did at 19…thank God!”
“I can’t remember what I had for breakfast, but I can sure remember what I did at 19…thank God!”...
“When I’m fucking the wife, I like to use really long, slow strokes…mostly so I don’t wake her up!”
“When I’m fucking the wife, I like to use really long, slow strokes…mostly so I don’t wake her up!”...
“My parents don’t believe in evolution or climate change! Gay people freak them out, and they still think that Donald Trump is sane! They watch Fox News, Wendy! I must be adopted!”
“My parents don’t believe in evolution or climate change! Gay people freak them out, and they still think that Donald Trump is sane! They watch Fox News, Wendy! I must be adopted!”...
Starter Pistol
Tom had been dealing with premature-ejaculation issues for years. Finally he decided to see a doctor, who suggested, “When you feel like you’re about to ejaculate, try startling yourself.” So on his way home Tom stopped at a sporting-goods store and bought a starter pistol. That night he and his wife had just started 69ing...
Macho Joe
Macho Joe walked into a singles bar, looked around and then sat down next to a very attractive girl. “How would you feel about the two of us engaging in a little oral sex?” he asked. “It depends,” the girl replied. “Your face or mine?” ...
Pet Exchange
A lonely woman went to a pet store and bought a Chihuahua to be her companion. But after a couple of weeks she returned to the store with the pooch. Recognizing her, the owner asked, “Is something wrong, ma’am?” “Yes, there is!” the woman exclaimed. “Every time I get down on my hands and knees...
Grass and Dirt
A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day at work the urge overcame them, and they took off to her place, where they made passionate love all afternoon. Exhausted from the wild sex, the lovebirds dozed off and didn’t wake up till around 8 p.m. As the man quickly threw on...
“Money can’t buy you love, but it can buy you one helluva great blowjob anytime you want!”
“Money can’t buy you love, but it can buy you one helluva great blowjob anytime you want!”...
“Could you skip past the birds and bees and go straight to the bitches and hos?”
“Could you skip past the birds and bees and go straight to the bitches and hos?”...
“Are you going to tell me where you’ve been all night, or will I have to beat it out of you?!”
“Are you going to tell me where you’ve been all night, or will I have to beat it out of you?!”...
