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HUSTLER Magazine's July 2016 Issue

 

Featured Articles

Sex Under The Starrs

HUSTLER: First of all, how can I swear in Polish? NATASHA: Pinga suka dziwka kurwa szmata. It’s like bitch, slut, ho, every word that you can imagine—so it’s five words, the baddest ones....

Super Starr

Watch an actor grow up on TV and you feel a strong sense of connection. Martin Starr has matured before our very eyes on comedy darlings like Freaks and Geeks, Party Down, NTSF:SD:SUV:: and Silicon...

Featured Honeys

Valentina Nappi

Sex Machine

Photography by Herb King.
11 Photos

Chanell Heart

Holly Randall Productions
12 Photos

Cintia & Billy

Full Intercourse Meal

Photography by Clive McLean.
7 Photos

Jayme Langford

Troublemaker

Photography by Tammy Sands
12 Photos

Chloe Addison

Blossom

Photography by Larry Flynt Productions.
6 Photos

Cassidy Banks

God Bless Titties

Photography courtesy Larry Flynt Productions
5 Photos

Publisher's Statement

Cruel And Unusual Punishment

In January President Obama announced that federal prisons would no longer use solitary confinement to punish juvenile offenders and adults who have committed minor offenses. The practice leads to “devastating, lasting psychological consequences,” declared the President, after a Justice Department study concluded that the practice reduces the chances of successful rehabilitation upon an inmate’s release….

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Showcases

Real Estate Sex

Real Estate Sex

Slut Squad

Slut Squad

Barely Legal Southern Belles

Barely Legal Southern Belles

Young & Glamorous 8

Young & Glamorous 8

Real Estate Sex

Real Estate Sex

Featured Beavers

Tatiana Sympa

5 Photos

Lisa

3 Photos

Veronica Banks

4 Photos

Sindy Sky

4 Photos

Yvette

3 Photos

Politics

War On Whistleblowers

If President Barack Obama wants to keep one of his foremost 2008 campaign promises, he should issue a blanket pardon for all of those brave people faced with imprisonment...

GOP Power Grab

The Republican Party likes to pretend it favors “free market” competition and opposes “big government” regulations and fees that keep private businesses from thriving. Those Republicans, however, are lying....
Asshole of the Month: Rick Snyder

Asshole of the Month: Rick Snyder

Life has been tough for Michigan Governor Rick Snyder this year. His approval rating has tanked, and he has been constantly heckled by irate citizens everywhere he goes. Dining...