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June 2024

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HUSTLER Beaver Lisa
My pussy and ass always want a good pounding!

About Lisa

“I would like to walk around naked at a movie theater,” muses this supermarket cashier and “very sexual person” from Tacoma, Washington. “All the attention would be on me instead of the movie.” But that’s small potatoes. We’ve given Lisa a worldwide audience as the 5-foot-2 newbie rear-ends our salute to a pair of birthdays: America’s and Beaver Hunt’s. Lisa fits right in; she too was born in July. “I’m just all-around horny and kinky,” the soon-to-be-29-year-old confides. “At my old job I masturbated with frozen hot dogs in the back of the store.” But Lisa prefers man-meat: “I love being a sex puppet. I like doggy-style the most because a guy can grip my ass and look at it while he’s pounding my pussy. But I get way hotter when I’m fucked hard in the ass.” Lisa, a Justin Bieber fan who digs “drawing nude women” and watching Two and a Half Men, has a fully grown fantasy: “I want to have sex with four men on a Puget Sound ferry.”


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