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All magazines January 2014
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HUSTLER Magazine's January 2014 Issue

 

Featured Articles

Porn From the Past

Here’s a slender cutie with a hip sense of style. This outfit would be just as fashionable today—particularly the part of it that involves exposed beaver. Thanks to S.M. of East Puyallup,...

War Machine

Exclusively for HUSTLER, the octagon slayer reboots his hardcore life—with a little help from porn doll Christy Mack. What if you got paid big money to bang a different hot piece of ass every day...

Krewella: As Wet As You Want It

SISTERS JAHAN AND YASMINE YOUSAF AND PRODUCER KRIS “RAIN MAN” TRINDL EXPLODED ONTO THE DANCE-MUSIC SCENE WITH THEIR PLATINUM-CERTIFIED SINGLE “ALIVE.”...

Spy Birds and Robot Swarms

The recent wave of government disclosures about America’s internal surveillance programs and use of drone technology has been a creepy shock to our sense of freedom. But be warned:...

Depraved New World

Hail the new flesh! Sterile hook-ups with CGI chicks online! Is that the future of sex? RedLightCenter.com sure as hell hopes so. RLC is a virtual world that claims to have an estimated 10 to 12...

Featured Honeys

Michelle Jean

Easy Charm

Photography by John Emslie
13 Photos

Pamela

In the Pink

Photography by Suze Randall
7 Photos

Francesca Lombardi

Naughty & Nice

Photography by DigitalDesire.com
17 Photos

Luna Star

Honest Beauty

Photography by Matti Klatt
13 Photos

Victoria Rae Black

Lazy Daze

Photography by DigitalDesire.com
13 Photos

Publisher's Statement

Take Out the Trash

I have a history of exposing politicians, particularly when it comes to their private lives. A juicy sex scandal used to result in a politician being disgraced out of office. His or her political career would be dead. It was a good way to clear out the trash every once in a while. But times…

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Showcases

Girlfight

Girlfight

Lily LaBeau

Lily LaBeau

Busty Beauties POV

Busty Beauties POV

Down the Throat

Down the Throat

The Walking Dead: A Hardcore Parody

The Walking Dead: A Hardcore Parody

Beyond Fucked: A Zombie Odyssey

Beyond Fucked: A Zombie Odyssey

Featured Beavers

Caramel D.

3 Photos

MJ

3 Photos

Lehcar

5 Photos

Odette

5 Photos

Caramel D.

3 Photos

Nikki

3 Photos

Politics

Asshole of the Month: Steve King

Asshole of the Month: Steve King

We can hammer away day and night at the Republican Party, but let’s be honest. Nobody can do as much damage as its own members. Like demented earthworms writhing...

Teach Jazz!

A well-intentioned George W. Bush mistakenly championed the No Child Left Behind Act. Teachers throughout the nation had to spend a lot of time preparing students for standardized tests...

Who’s the Traitor?

Thanks to the patriotic courage of Edward Snowden and the once-secret documents he leaked to the media, we now know in frightening detail the danger posed to our freedom...