The Walking Dead: A Hardcore Parody

BURNING ANGEL ENTERTAINMENT. DIRECTORS: JOANNA ANGEL & TOMMY PISTOL. STARRING: JOANNA ANGEL, SKIN DIAMOND, KLEIO, JESSIE LEE, BRITTANY LYNN, ARABELLE RAPHAEL, LARKIN LOVE, SIERRA CURE, PHOENIX ASKANI, PISTOL, OWEN GRAY, WOLF HUDSON, TOMMY GUNN & DANNY WYLDE.Tommy Pistol must have figured: Hey, since I got all this gross makeup, I may as well make two zombie fuck flicks back-to-back. Beyond Fucked (see previous two pages) was good, but this team-up with Joanna Angel to parody TV’s sickest series is a notch or two better, seeing as it mixes dollops of deadpan humor with the copious blood and cum. Even grimier than the real show, the spoof has rotting walkers that croak when they swallow semen, horny chicks who use chopped-off zombie dicks as dildos and enough growling corpse fornication to make you envy the local coroner. Joanna (as Sarah) delivers a very cock-friendly DP scene, but Skin “I Hate Zombie Dick” Diamond (as Michonne) trumps it with a lively pussy feast. Cut to more dead-eyed shuffling (which is the kind of acting porn stars do fairly well) and a jizz-powered zombie slaying that should be a boner killer but ain’t. One of the survivors has to hold his nose and force himself to eat out a dead chick because, well, she’s rotting. But he gets into it and manages to send her back to deadsville with his money shot. The flick starts and ends with zombie orgies as well, so be happy this ain’t smell-o-vision. Now that the young generation has been raised on nauseating gore, fucking the undead will probably be a common fetish. Keep this one for when your grandchildren grow up. Then again, they’ll probably be cum-shooting real zombies by then.