Beyond Fucked: A Zombie Odyssey
Casting professional badass Bonnie Rotten in this one was a no-brainer! (Get it?) She plays a zombie-killing mercenary on a suicide mission, fucking and blasting her way through a walking-dead wasteland. This flick is an instant sleaze classic, full of trashy special effects, splattering blood and hilarious shit like fat porn-crew dudes stumbling around in a brain-dead stupor (playing themselves, in other words). It lurches from one messed-up fuck scene to the next, with plenty of plasma-boiling moments along the way. Bonnie starts the mayhem with her usual fuck-for-dear-life fervor before battling her boyfriend’s zombiefied sister. Physical by nature, Bonnie seems to prefer hand-to-hand combat and ends up perfecting the neck-snapping head twist, which apparently kills porn zombies. Plenty of hot, tattooed babes get pounded in ways that will rigor-mortis your dick, capped by the slightly sickly but weirdly sexy Asphyxia Noir. But for sheer WTF value, savor the charming vignette of Annie Cruz as a rotting stumbler being banged by Bonnie’s now-zombie boyfriend so Bonnie can stare at them and “relive that one last day we had together.” If watching a bloody dude try to cum on a face full of open sores worse than your local herpes hooker doesn’t kill your boner, this movie’s for you.