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All magazines December 2013
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HUSTLER Magazine's December 2013 Issue


Featured Articles

Porn From The Past

This fetching exhibitionist just realized that her nude yoga spot is right in the middle of the local Elks Club’s fun run. Thanks to B.O. of San Gabriel, California, for this vintage photo....

Light My Fire

The recent passing of Ray Manzarek, a founding member of the Doors, reminded us what an awesome band he helped create. Shortly before Ray’s death, Larry Flynt crossed paths with former Doors...

Hardcore Cuisine

Here’s how to combine the two best things in the world, sex and food: Take one steamy XXX star (Zoe Voss), add one up-and-coming chef (Kris Yenbamroong), mix vigorously and serve hot. Zoe Voss...

Gridiron Mayhem

The National Football League has become the undisputed champion of pro sports. As we get ready for the opening kickoff, here’s a look at the hardest hitters, the biggest games and a few...

Featured Honeys


Catch Her Act

Photography by Suze Randall
4 Photos

Jessa Rhodes


Photography by
14 Photos

Zaley Zane

Fits Right In

Photography by
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Natalia Nicol

Rite of Passage

Photography by Matti Klatt
8 Photos


Restless Heart

Photography by John Emslie
10 Photos

Publisher's Statement

The Real Surveillance Problem

It’s a damn shame we have to rely on dubious characters like Edward Snowden and Julian Assange to ignite a real debate about our Fourth Amendment right to privacy. The ones who should be raising the alarm are our elected representatives in Congress, not some ham-handed whistleblowers. The problem is not that we have a…

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Big Tits Turn Me On

Big Tits Turn Me On

Naked Hippy Hikers

Naked Hippy Hikers

Katie Summers

Katie Summers

This Ain’t Star Trek XXX 3D

This Ain’t Star Trek XXX 3D

Is WoodRocket the Future of Online Porn?

Is WoodRocket the Future of Online Porn?

Featured Beavers


4 Photos

Morianna Morgue

4 Photos

Leena Lovely

6 Photos


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Star Breezy

4 Photos


4 Photos


Asshole of the Month: James Taranto

Asshole of the Month: James Taranto

We could hurl our usual shit-related epithets at The Wall Street Journal’s hack columnist, but that would be letting him off too easy. Instead, we’ll take a shot at...

Privacy R.I.P.

While the media and even Congress were outraged about the Obama Administration’s eavesdropping on the personal phone calls of Associated Press reporters and editors, I’m also outraged about We...

Data Rape

Give me bargain or give me liberty. Do Americans love shopping more than they value their individual freedom, or is buying stuff the only freedom we cherish? Think about...