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HUSTLER Beaver Zoey Sands


Zoey Sands

My Halloween fantasy is to dress up as Little Red Riding Hood and sneak into a graveyard after the sun goes down. A sexy Big Bad Wolf comes out of the shadows, bends me over a headstone and thrusts until I’m throbbing!

About Zoey Sands

“Modeling nude for HUSTLER Magazine is an amazing opportunity,” says Zoey Sands, 30, a “lifelong beach-bum hippie” from Virginia Beach, Virginia. “This is something I will look back on years from now and be very proud of!” The 4-foot-11 newcomer is eager to reveal more than her shipshape body and appetizing vagina. “For the past two years I’ve done construction work, and just to be clear: I’m no sign holder!” Zoey continues, “I’m very easygoing, bubbly and upbeat. My favorite pastimes are swimming, hiking, fishing and hunting. I also love to read and spend time with my three adorable kitties. My musical tastes range from country and hip-hop to rock and reggae, with Taylor Swift, Rebelution and Andie Case topping my playlist.” What about playtime, Zoey? “I’m bisexual and extremely wild and frisky,” she replies. “I love giving oral pleasure to my partner, and I’m exceptionally great at it! Doggy-style is my absolute favorite position; nothing hits my G spot better! But I like to keep things interesting as well, so trying new things is a must!” Zoey has a zesty ambition: “Being intimate with two men at the same time is my biggest fantasy. There’s just something about options that is so sexy!”


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