“Being naked makes me happy,” raves Samantha, a spanking-new MILF from Hilton Head, South Carolina. “Posing naked for someone makes me even happier.” We’re elated that the 5-foot-8 exhibitionist sent us a batch of smoking-hot pics. “I know what your readers are going to do,” Samantha gushes. “They’ll be jacking off to me, which I find exciting.” As frank as she is adorable, the “very bi” cooking, tennis and reading buff also tells us, “I’ve always been outgoing, friendly and very sexual, but having a baby has made me want to have sex even more, especially with more girls. They can’t get you prego.” Samantha adds, “I like to seductively distract my boyfriend as he tries to watch TV. It always winds up with me getting fucked doggy so he can keep watching his shows as he pumps into me.” Samantha, who’ll be blowing out 23 candles in May, already has drawn up the grand finale for her birthday celebration: “I want to have a sex party with my boyfriend and two or three other girls. Lots of tongues, toys and dripping cum. It will be a fun time for everyone.” Happy birthday, Samantha!