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River Song

I’m a proficient squirter, but only when I’m solo. I celebrate life every day, and I’ve learned that passionate, mutually satisfying sex is the best celebration of all.

About River Song

“I’m a fun-loving Southern belle who is enjoying whatever life may bring me day by day,” professes River Song, 39, from Houston, Texas. In tune with her moniker, the 5-foot-4 nude-modeling neophyte is big on music. “I enjoy classic country, classic rock and Brit pop,” she tells us. “My favorites are The Beatles, Fleetwood Mac and Lily Allen. I also like to garden, and I’m a sucker for silly iPhone games.” River Song used to work in retail management and as a personal assistant, but her latest job is far more personal: legal courtesan at the Sagebrush Ranch outside Carson City, Nevada. Whether she’s with a customer or someone in her private life, River Song treasures every moment of intimacy. “I enjoy the sensuality of another woman, but men are my true passion,” she elaborates. “I enjoy it all, but fucking doggy-style is what I love the most. I strive to make sex a joyride through space and time. My special talent is reading my sexual partners and being able to morph into their fantasies, all the while deriving my own pleasure from the encounter.” —Photos by Friend

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