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June 2024

Misha Cross and Agatha Vega
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HUSTLER Beaver Magdalena



One of my fantasies is to make a man my sex slave!

About Magdalena

“I’m single and ready to mingle,” declares Magdalena, 22, a “kind, sweet and bi-curious” nail specialist from Port Orange, Florida.And what better way to trumpet a gal’s availability than getting butt naked in HUSTLER? “I’ll always be proud that I did this,” avows the 5-foot-4 stuffer of 36F-cup bras. “You’re only young once.” It seems the admitted “big goofball” is into all sorts of stuff besides “making people laugh” and the music of Frank Sinatra, GG Allin and the Dead Milkmen: “My favorite hobbies are video gaming, bicycling, soccer, fishing, crocheting and playing the piano. I also enjoy watching Louie, The Colbert Report, crime-investigation shows and occasionally a kung fu flick like Shogun Assassin.” Now Magdalena shares her most enticing attributes: “I’d be a great wife. I have superb cooking skills, I know how to keep a home spotless, and I can expertly deep-throat a hard, throbbing cock. In addition, I’d require sex every day if my future husband obliges me. Aside from being romantic, I’m a perv. I enjoy vulgar humor, masturbating to big-tit lesbian porn—it makes me squirt!—and being kinky with toys, ropes and other sexual delights in the privacy of my dimly lit bedroom.” Magdalena’s downright perfect!

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