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About Krissi

“I’ve been naked almost everywhere!” exclaims Krissi, 29, an “outgoing, goofy and always horny” resident of Marine City, Michigan. “But I regret not stripping for Larry Flynt the day I met him on Hollywood Boulevard back in 2007.” Making amends, the 5-foot-3 “having fun” advocate is back for a curtain call replete with an update on her recent lifestyle alterations. “I was a bisexual dancer for six years,” Krissi relates. “Now I’m a straight sugar baby, but I still like sports as much as a guy does—especially the Detroit Pistons. I’m also into traveling, boating, Desperate Housewives, reality shows, Eminem, Nickelback, Taylor Swift and shopping, but my biggest interest will forever be sex, sex and more sex. I have super oral skills, and I love being eaten out, fucking and everything else.” Even Krissi’s fantasy is super: “I want to have sex with my fiancé on the 50-yard line during a Super Bowl halftime show.”


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