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HUSTLER Beaver Betty
I want to do a train with me banging a girl with a strap-on dildo while a guy is hammering me.

About Betty

“I am returning to the sex industry after being gone for 20 years,” announces Betty from Seymour, Indiana, the birthplace of rocker John Mellencamp. During her absence the “warmhearted, easygoing and down-to-earth” exotic dancer didn’t proverbially twiddle her thumbs. Betty studied to become a registered nurse certified in trauma and burns. “I was an intensive care unit R.N. for 13 years,” the 5-foot-6 bombshell proudly recalls. Betty’s hobbies are weight – lifting, jogging and rock-climbing, while her musical tastes favor Dead & Company, Eminem, Selena Gomez and Tech N9ne. As for hanky-panky, Betty discloses, “I’m a very sexual person who masturbates a couple of times a day. When I’m with a lover, I’m game if whatever the guy or girl is doing feels good. I’m mostly submissive. I love to be choked, spanked and have my hair pulled. My 46th birthday is coming soon, but I’m still pretty flexible. I can put my legs behind my head for pussylicking or fucking. Anal is always orgasmic for me, and reverse cowgirl while using a vibrator enables me to squirt. You get the picture? I love sex!” —Photos by Friend


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