Freddy’s hanging up his glove this year. Michael Myers is going to leave the Strode house alone, and there won’t be anyone at Camp Crystal Lake to terrorize.
There’ll be no trick or treating. No haunted houses. No costume parties. Halloween in 2020 looks like it might suck more than a weekend at Dracula’s castle.
All is not lost though and, as always, HUSTLERMagazine.com has your back, so follow us as we guide you towards a spectacularly sexy Halloween, pandemic be damned.
We posed 666 questions—wait…sorry, six questions—to some of our favorite XXX performers, and they’re just dying to help our readers (that’s you) through the long, hard and scary night of All Hallows’ Eve.
First up for questioning is Penny Barber, who is no stranger to playing sexy dress-up! (Need proof? Look no further than these pictures of Penny in her bizarre-but-arousing Halloween costume.) This jaw-dropping and endlessly innovative performer is what the term MILF was invented for. With her distinctive curves, wide-rimmed glasses and sultry gaze, Penny has created a genuine niche for herself as a taboo queen and Mommy Dom to be reckoned with.
A quick visit to her official site will reveal how this culturally hip cinephile has embraced creative techniques to showcase her talents. With a penchant for experimental and boundary-pushing porn, Penny was the first person we turned to for some advice on how to make the most of our Halloween at home.
