No, you probably won’t ever experience the kind of over-the-top sex you see in XXX. But remember, some things are best left to the professionals.
Spend an extended amount of time on the road, no matter if it’s to play guitar for a band or work as a roving journalist, and sex becomes more of a sport than anything that resembles healthy intimacy. At times, there are situations where it happens a lot like it does in porn. One minute you’re sitting next to two friendly admirers at a bar in West Hollywood discussing that one article you wrote for that one magazine, the next they’re following you back to your hotel for a threesome. Easy as that!
Do this enough from one city to the next and your perspective gets skewed. By the time I got married for the third time, I almost forgot what it was like to bone as a civilian. I found that I was still pinning the little lady’s legs behind her ears as if I was doing it with strangers in hotels, back alleys and bathroom stalls across the country. The missus tolerated it at first, but eventually enough was enough: “There’s always got to be six cameras going at all times. I’m your wife, not a porn star.” Our marriage didn’t last long, but her words resonated with me like a clap scare. I had to amend my views on sex.
It’s distinctly possible that you may need to, as well. While not every man gets the opportunity to sport-fuck his way across the globe, watching an abundance of porn has the potential to similarly throw a guy’s sexual expectations off-kilter.
“My ex said, ‘Squirt for me’ once during sex,” Charmaine, a 34-year-old from East Haddam, Connecticut, tells HUSTLERMagazine.com. “I told him I couldn’t do that, never have been able to, but he insisted that I could if we tried. I let him go to shut him up, but he just got frustrated when it didn’t work. None of that was for me. It was a real turn-off, honestly.”
