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Barroom Balls

After years of dating-app dominance, traditional hookups out in the wild are poised to make a comeback. Are you prepared to go face-to-face again with your mating efforts? These days, the horny and hungry for lovin’ are either on dating apps or sliding into someone’s DMs in search of action. While it could be argued...

Booze and Boning: A Complicated Cocktail

Not to be a buzzkill, but mixing alcohol and sex isn’t always a good idea—there are plenty of downsides to screwing while sloshed. In some of my most desperate hours (and trust me, in my late 20s there were many), I’d walk to this seedy dive bar down the street from my apartment around last...

We’re Not Porn Stars, Are We?

No, you probably won’t ever experience the kind of over-the-top sex you see in XXX. But remember, some things are best left to the professionals. Spend an extended amount of time on the road, no matter if it’s to play guitar for a band or work as a roving journalist, and sex becomes more of...