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Hey, Stop Playing With Yourself When I’m Home!

Masturbating while your significant other is under the same roof is usually considered bad form in a relationship, but it really shouldn’t be. Join us as we get a grip on this prickly topic. Cohabitate long enough with that special someone you’re banging, and you’re sure as shit going to come home one day and...

Animal Attraction

Pet owners, rejoice! Research reveals that having a pooch or a kitty could help you get laid more. But beware; your furry companion could also be a total cock-blocker. When trying to assess someone’s overall fuckability, humans typically go in as superficial as possible, perhaps imagining the person naked, twisted in all sorts of compromising...

Wedding Bell Blue Balls

A new study has found that—shocker!—getting married doesn’t necessarily lead to sexual satisfaction. So why bother getting hitched, and how do you keep the fire in your marriage after years of banging the same person? Read on for answers. People have been getting married pretty much since the dawn of time in an effort to...