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Close Together, Miles Apart

A guide to maintaining intimacy in a long-distance relationship. Whether you’ve been in different cities from the start, or your partner has recently relocated for work, school or family, being away from the person you love (and lust over) can add a lot of challenges to a relationship. Sure, we have the technology to stay...

Out of Your League?

Reluctant to approach that hottie you have your eye on because you think you don’t measure up? We have some good news for you. Whether it’s a seedy bar or PTA meeting, you’ll clearly see that there are two types of people out there itching to get laid.  There are, of course, the ordinary Josephines...

Sex After Death

Getting back into the sexual swing of things after the loss of a partner can be difficult, but moving on and getting busy is a vital part of the healing process. Death is a hell of a cockblocker. One minute a dude is shacked up with a sweet piece of ass—someone who, after all these...