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Fuck You, Goodbye!

Getting in one last screw with your partner before you call it quits might seem tempting, but beware—there are definite pitfalls to breakup sex. They say breaking up is hard to do. Well, they don’t know the half of it.  Anyone who has ever tried to sever ties with a long-term partner—doesn’t matter whether it’s...

Dating Rules Do-Over

For the younger generation, it’s a whole new dating world, with more women taking charge (and picking up the check). But is there something to be said for the old-school rules of courtship? When it comes to dating, anything goes these days. Dinner and a movie. Drinks at a bar. Netflix and chill. A shopping...

Fucking Funny

Don’t be offended if your partner starts laughing when you’re getting busy; that giggling isn’t (necessarily) at your expense—in fact, it could be a sign that you’re doing something right! We hate to be the bearer of bad news, but there are some realities about sex that the skin flicks don’t get right. For one,...