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Hey, Jealousy—Get Lost!

Essential tips for preventing the green-eyed monster from taking over your relationship. When it comes to jealousy in relationships, most folks are either ashamed to admit to being affected by it, or they wear it like a badge of honor. (If you’ve ever said, “I can’t help it, I’m just a jealous person,” remember: jealousy...

Want to Play With My Toys?

Why you should stop worrying and learn to love your woman’s sex toy collection. It’s no secret by now that men often feel threatened by a woman’s sex toys. They see them as some kind of fierce competition, like they’re on deck to steal their entire family at the first sign of impotence. The contemptuous...

Hot Body, Bad Sex?

Why it’s a big mistake to assume that a fit, attractive partner will automatically translate into a superior sexual experience. Everyone is out there trying to fuck well above their grade. It’s the reason so many average-looking people have celebrity crushes, while they have a beer-bellied mutant sleeping in their bed. If they could snag...