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Sex on the Side

Sure, the idea of having a backup boo in addition to your main squeeze might sound great, but be careful—if you don’t go about it the right way, it could lead to hurt feelings and maybe a smashed windshield. While some of us genetically inferior slobs are out there trying like hell to get laid...

Fuck-Buddy Finesse

Navigating a friends-with-benefits relationship can be tricky, but play your cards right and you could find yourself balls-deep in commitment-free fucking. Listen closely to what’s going on outside at this very moment and you will hear something absolutely, positively horrifying. No, it’s not the latest rights-eroding decision being handed down by the Supreme Court, even...

Hey, Jealousy—Get Lost!

Essential tips for preventing the green-eyed monster from taking over your relationship. When it comes to jealousy in relationships, most folks are either ashamed to admit to being affected by it, or they wear it like a badge of honor. (If you’ve ever said, “I can’t help it, I’m just a jealous person,” remember: jealousy...