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Tiny Dicks, Rise Up!

Fighting against the longstanding attitude that bigger is better, a mini-revolution is taking the shame out of having a small penis. There is a miniature revolution presently underway in the United States. It’s one where men with little between the legs are finally taking a stand against the shaming of short shafts. The goal of...
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Does Size Matter? Unpacking the Great Penis Debate

Some women are unabashedly size queens. They hunt for big dicks and will settle for nothing less than a fat ten-incher ready to ram their vaginas into a satisfied mess. But for the rest of the population, does size matter? According to a new study published in BJU International, yes—yes, it does! Sorry, smaller dudes–science...
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Sizing Things Up: The Long and Short of the Great Penis Debate

We all know the story of the OG Karen—aka, Goldilocks. The picky girl with bouncy blond curls broke into the home of a family of bears and tried out all of their stuff. When she tested out Papa Bear’s bed, it was too hard. When she laid down on Mama Bear’s mattress, it was too...