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Big Dick Blues

Regretting the fact that you’re not hung like King Dong? You shouldn’t; sometimes packing a huge hog is more of a burden than a blessing. There is an unwavering source of consistent misery in almost every man’s life, and that’s his dick. It’s the one bodily feature that he’s destined to live out the rest...
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The Incredible Shrinking Manhood

Bad news, guys; hair isn’t the only thing you might lose as you get older. Yes, we’re talking about your dong size, but don’t worry—we have some advice on how to stay hung even when you’re not young. Life plays many cruel jokes on a man over the span of his time on this planet...
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What’s Your Penis Lie?

New research has found that—shocker!—guys stretch the truth when it comes to their dong dimensions. But why? We size up the situation. In this day and age of divisiveness and quarrel, we are often reminded that all men are created equal—which may be a central tenet of the Declaration of Independence, but by some measurements,...