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HUSTLER Classic: Strap On, Get Off

Two hot blondes. One huge strap-on. And absolutely no reservations.  Travel with us now back to the January 2002 HUSTLER and the red-hot pictorial Dayton & Tawni: Golden Pink, which offered the tale of Dayton, a flaxen-haired beauty who was lucky enough to marry into money—and also fortunate to have her side-piece Tawni, who came...
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HUSTLER Classic: Give That Pussy a Rest!

Who among us doesn’t need to take a break once in a while, especially these days? Maybe work has been too much of a grind lately. Or a lack of work is taking its mental toll as the financial anxiety mounts. Or the abundance of bad news in the world has you aching for relief. ...
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HUSTLER Classic: A Shore Thing

Chances are, as we head deeper into winter, a dip in the water is the furthest thing from your mind—unless you’re the kind of guy who gets aroused by the thought of freezing your balls off.  Even so, there’s nothing to say you can’t warm your bones—or at least one bone in particular—with this look...