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HUSTLER Classic: Rooftop Cooter

Usually when people head up to their roof it’s for a breath of fresh air, or to gaze out upon the cityscape, or maybe to get a better look at the stars. The Honeys featured in the March 2001 HUSTLER pictorial Felicia & Gina: It’s the Clit, Stupid, however, took to their roof in search...
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HUSTLER Classic: In the Deep End

It’s every pool owner’s nightmare: Guests who can’t be bothered to exit the water to relieve themselves, thereby turning one’s swimming spot into a cesspit. In fact, it’s a common enough occurrence that it has inspired the classic novelty sign reading, “Welcome to our OOL. Notice that there is no ‘P’ in it. Let’s keep...
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HUSTLER Classic: The Ties That Bind

There are plenty of exercises for couples looking to build trust in their relationships. Like letting your partner search through your phone. Or talking about your fears with your partner.  But really, are any of them as satisfying as tying your partner up with rope and breaking out the strap-n for some good, dirty fun?...