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HUSTLER Classic: Slip of the Tongue

Sometimes people say one thing when they mean another. And other times, people will misspeak and accidentally reveal exactly what’s on their minds.  For a prime example of the latter, look no further than the May ’02 HUSTLER pictorial Hannah Harper: Pink in Mind.  Blonde, statuesque and more than happy to strip down to show...
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HUSTLER Classic: Lust in the Afternoon

For most people, when it comes to getting busy, the night time is the right time. But as it’s often been noted, different strokes for different folks—especially when the strokes involved are of the self-pleasuring variety—hey, there’s no wrong time for that!  Take, for instance, Cassie, the lovely young thing at the center of the...
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HUSTLER Classic: Surf, Sand & Sex

Get ready for a splashy time, fellas; the surf’s not the only thing that’s up today.  Join us as we wade into the April ’03 issue of HUSTLER and, in particular, the pictorial Stacy & Trent: Beached Wails.  The pictorial, captured by photographer Matti Klatt, shared the tale of blond beauty Stacy and Trent, a...