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HUSTLER Classic: Goop Is Good Food

The importance of a well-balanced diet can’t be overestimated—it’s the cornerstone of good health and longevity. It’s why we’re taught from an early age about the four food groups of fruit and vegetables, grain, dairy and protein.  And speaking of protein, a healthy dose of gonad goo can help fill out one’s nutritional portfolio, too. ...

HUSTLER Classic: Parks and Penetration

Sure, a walk or a hike in the park can be reenergizing. But a fuck in the park? Well, that’s absolutely exhilarating! Exhibit A: the classic HUSTLER pictorial “Tory Lane & Kurt Lockwood: Where There’s Smoke.”  Published in the February ‘05 issue—long before America came to its senses and began to legalize the recreational use...

HUSTLER Classic: Take the Money and Come

Traditionally, the term money shot as it pertains to porn refers to that moment when a XXX scene reaches its inevitable sticky conclusion. But such was not the case with the Holiday ’04 HUSTLER pictorial “Ginger & Prilla: America’s Most Wanted,” which was rich in both cash and gash.  Lensed by photographer Matti Klatt, the...