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HUSTLER Classic: Rocking the Boat

A sunny, relaxing day out on the water with two hot chicks, a couple of fishing poles and a big, juicy slice of watermelon—it doesn’t get much better than that.  Such was the idyllic setting portrayed in the classic HUSTLER pictorial Rose & Louise: S.S. Love on the High Seas, from the November ’81 issue...
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HUSTLER Classic: Cooze Control

Is there anything hotter than a woman who isn’t afraid to take charge? Who doesn’t hesitate to tell her man exactly what she wants, and refuses to let him get off until he’s fulfilled her every desire?  Yeah, we didn’t think so.  Case in point: The September ’01 HUSTLER pictorial Yexes & Chris: Strict Tease. ...
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HUSTLER Classic: Slip of the Tongue

Sometimes people say one thing when they mean another. And other times, people will misspeak and accidentally reveal exactly what’s on their minds.  For a prime example of the latter, look no further than the May ’02 HUSTLER pictorial Hannah Harper: Pink in Mind.  Blonde, statuesque and more than happy to strip down to show...