Sure, getting a blowjob while cruising around behind the wheel might sound like the ultimate joyride, but be careful—you’re likely to hit some bumpy road on the path to auto-erotic bliss.
The summer travel season is upon us, which means millions of Americans are about to get out on the highway for a taste of adventure. However, long before a couple pulls into Disney or the Grand Canyon to make memories that they hope will last a lifetime, rest assured the man in the driver’s seat will be plotting to give his passenger a taste of something else—his dick!
Unbeknownst to the missus riding shotgun, one of the first escapades her tricky travel companion might be looking to cross off his personal itinerary is getting her to give a little road head. There are few sex acts more desired by the horny man as a blowjob on the open road. To sit behind the wheel of a car while she wraps her lips around his wang, slurping her way past loads of unsuspecting motorists, ranks about as high on a man’s sexual bucket list as anal.
The upside to his plot to weasel a little head out on the highway is that the ladies aren’t always opposed. Many of them see slurping a dude in the lip service lane as a dangerous, rebellious act of sexual liberation worthy of inclusion on their suck-it list.
“This guy I was seeing begged me for head on the backroads. His car was an older model, and it had one of those ridiculously large consoles between the driver’s and passenger seats. My ribs were literally crushed leaning over it, and the potholes kept gagging me on his dick.”
