Photographer: Matti Klatt

As a wise man once noted, good fences make good neighbors. And most of the time, that’s a very valid sentiment. After all, neighbors are generally a nuisance—if they’re not keeping you up all night with their loud parties, they’re stinking up the place with the MAGA flags hanging off their porches and generally making...

The connection between fear and sexual arousal is well established. Hell, where do you think the phrase “scared stiff” came from? (Okay, maybe that’s not where the phrase “scared stiff” came from, but hey—you never know.)  That connection was highlighted to cock-swelling effect in the October ’02 HUSTLER Pictorial “Keegan: Senses Taker,” which featured a...