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December 2024

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HUSTLER Classic: Give That Pussy a Rest!

Who among us doesn’t need to take a break once in a while, especially these days? Maybe work has been too much of a grind lately. Or a lack of work is taking its mental toll as the financial anxiety mounts. Or the abundance of bad news in the world has you aching for relief. ...

HUSTLER Classic: Tight Curves Ahead

If you’re the cautious type, you decided to stay home and skip the travel plans this holiday season—you know, because of the coronavirus pandemic and everything.  Which is a drag, for sure, but as a reward for your responsible decision to help flatten the curve, allow us to offer you a look back at this...

HUSTLER Classic: Orifice Party

Thanks to the coronavirus pandemic and the massive wave of unemployment that it brought with it, very few, if any, people attended office parties this holiday season.  And while that might be a stone-cold bummer, allow us to show you the bright side of that reality via the cautionary tale August & Eric Masterson: CEOHHHHH!...