Bits & Pieces

Articles with unfiltered opinions

Cartoons

Illustrated monthly funnies

Jokes

Dirty jokes for your dirty mind

Parodies

Unapologetic political satire

close slideout
Latest HUSTLER Magazine cover issue
Magazine new arrow

August 2025

Join HUSTLER Magazine trial promo image

Intro Offer:
3 days for only $0.99!

Boning the Help: A Cautionary Tale

Sure, banging your hot maid might be tempting, but be forewarned; it can lead to a very messy situation in more ways than one. Everyone needs a little help from time to time. Be it cleaning the house, babysitting the kids, walking the dog or making beer runs when the lord of the manor gets...

Call Me Daddy?

What does it say about a woman if she likes to call her lover by a paternal pet name? And what about the guys who like it? We dive into the complicated issue. It should be considered a dark stain on the fabric of society that couples are required to have cutesy pet names for...

Love Bites

Looking to sink your teeth into the act of erotic biting? Chew on this… Love hurts, especially when the people we choose to love—regardless of whether it’s for a night, a week or just until something better comes along—insist on biting all over our bodies like they’re gnawing on an old rubber chew toy. We’re...