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We’re Too Old for Bad Sex!

We’re all adults here, so start fucking like it! Just as every woman eventually learns that she shouldn’t tolerate a lousy lay, every man must learn not to be one. We hate to break it to you, fellas, but all of the women you’ve been out there trying to bag since your peckers crawled up...

Butt, It’s Only the First Date!

Anal on the first date: An impossible dream, or an attainable ream? We butt into this burning debate. Ladies often regulate their sexual activity based on the number of dates they’ve had with a gentleman caller. Traditionally, they don’t let a man’s dong anywhere near them until around the third date. It’s presumably where the...

Nursing Your Funny Bone

It’s National Student Nurse Day, when we take time to celebrate and appreciate student nurses as they admirably prepare for a career in medicine.  What better way to honor these selfless souls than with a few good laughs centering around their future profession? Join us as we dig through the HUSTLER Humor archives and enjoy...