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Butt, It’s Only the First Date!

Anal on the first date: An impossible dream, or an attainable ream? We butt into this burning debate. Ladies often regulate their sexual activity based on the number of dates they’ve had with a gentleman caller. Traditionally, they don’t let a man’s dong anywhere near them until around the third date. It’s presumably where the...
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Nursing Your Funny Bone

It’s National Student Nurse Day, when we take time to celebrate and appreciate student nurses as they admirably prepare for a career in medicine.  What better way to honor these selfless souls than with a few good laughs centering around their future profession? Join us as we dig through the HUSTLER Humor archives and enjoy...
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The Lowdown on Rubdowns

Massage-porn mavens share their expert advice on rubbing people the right way. Massages are amazing. Porn is amazing. Combining the two? Fucking amazing!  Lately, there has been an influx of oiled and slick massage-themed scenes for our viewing (and stroking) pleasure. What goes into these lubed-up rubdowns? I asked a group of performers to dry...