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December 2024

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Nurse, There’s a Gnome in My Ass

A medical professional reveals the strangest sexual accidents she’s seen There are safety elements involved in getting it on that you learn about in Sex-Ed class, and then there are the kinds of lessons that you can only learn from the misfortune of others. Naturally, HUSTLERMagazine.com is here to tell you about the latter.  As...

Sex Mythbreakers: Fucking After 50

Sex is often represented (especially in the media) as a young person’s pursuit, but with people living longer and remaining more sexually active into older age, a whole new generation of silver-haired sex fiends is emerging. As a result, the saying, “There may be snow on the rooftop but there is fire in the furnace”...

HUSTLER Hump-Day Special: Putting the ‘Ass’ in ‘Classroom’

It’s nearly mid-August, which in any normal year would mean that millions of students across the land would be preparing to head back to school. Of course, it’s 2020, so instead, many students are readying themselves for another semester of distance learning, while the really unlucky ones are hesitantly wondering if they’ll be heading into...