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Patriotic Porn Stars
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Patriotic Porn Stars

Ten-hut! Join us as we salute XXX performers who’ve served in the U.S. military as well as the adult industry.

On this we can all agree: porn stars are pretty damn brave. From baring their naked bodies for the entire world to see to participating in the most intense sex acts, they are tough

And sometimes, they go a step further in their valor. The performers below have volunteered in what many would consider to be the ultimate form of bravery: serving their country! Get ready to stand up and salute these amazing patriots!

Rory Knox

Air Force

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Photo courtesy of Rory Knox

“My parents were in the Air Force and I was born in Germany because their first duty station was overseas. So when I was 19, I figured I’d join and get to travel Europe or somewhere else exotic! My spirits were crushed when they sent me straight to South Illinois, hahaha!” Rory Knox says of her time in the military. 

On occasion, Rory’s Air Force and adult-industry worlds have collided. During her time in XXX, Rory has captured plenty of people’s attention—including that of a fellow service member. “Haha… when I first started performing, another service member who served alongside me in my section sent me a DM. He recalled that I’d talked about wanting to do porn while on duty!” Rory remembers. “I don’t necessarily recall making that statement then, but I’m glad it’s come to fruition. And he definitely was glad, too.” We can thank Rory for two forms of her service! 

Photo courtesy of Rory Knox

Speaking of catching our eye, is there any chance fans might be treated to photos of Rory in uniform? “You know, I donated all of my uniforms after departing from the service, and I’m actually a little sad for that! I rocked that thing!” Rory laments. “The internet would love it. I always had mine tailored super tight. My ass looked great, haha. I definitely think that uniform has an effect on people.” Uniform or not, Rory definitely has an affect on us!

Ray Ray

Army National Guard

Photo by @TheEdgeImage  / Courtesy of Ray Ray

You’ve most likely heard of the “naughty medical professional” genre in porn. Well, Ray Ray took that to a whole new level by serving as a combat medic for six years! 

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