Bits & Pieces

Articles with unfiltered opinions

Cartoons

Illustrated monthly funnies

Jokes

Dirty jokes for your dirty mind

Parodies

Unapologetic political satire

close slideout
Latest HUSTLER Magazine cover issue
Magazine new arrow

September 2024

Featuring Eve Sweet
Join HUSTLER Magazine trial promo image

Intro Offer:
3 days for only $0.99!

Latest Articles

HUSTLER Two-Timers: Britney Amber
Feature

HUSTLER Two-Timers: Britney Amber

Welcome to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice! Today we’re focusing our attention and affection on Britney Amber, a bright-eyed,...
HUSTLER Classic: Auto-Erotic Urges
Feature

HUSTLER Classic: Auto-Erotic Urges

Wow! Check out that sleek body. Those stunning curves. Those killer looks!  And yeah; the car’s pretty sweet, too.  The April ‘06 HUSTLER pictorial “Valentina...
Friday Funnies: Affairs to Remember Vol. 3
Feature

Friday Funnies: Affairs to Remember Vol. 3

Need a good laugh? We’re not fooling around when we say you won’t be cheated by this collection of infidelity-themed knee-slappers, courtesy of HUSTLER’s...
Image courtesy of Richard Pérez Seves
Feature

Eric Stanton: Drawn to Kink

Exploring the life, work and struggles of a pioneering fetish artist. While relatively unknown, the artistry of Eric Stanton has had a profound effect on the fetish world. Stanton was a...
Ink & Pink Vol. 2
Feature

Ink & Pink Vol. 2

The female body is a work of art—and it’s even more so when it’s adorned with amazing tattoos. So let’s display our art appreciation as we admire these inked-up Honeys in all their glory! And when...
Photo:  John Gollop / Alamy Stock Photo
Feature

Cock Ring Calamity

Sure, it might be tempting to slap one of these coital contraptions onto your junk in search of a good fucking time, but beware—without the proper precautions, you could end up snaring your schlong in a very...
Dirty Talk, Foreign Edition
Feature

Dirty Talk, Foreign Edition

Prepare to give your mouth a workout as these sexy sirens teach you how to talk dirty in foreign tongues. One key to a fun and spicy sex life is to communicate with your partner in the...
Red-Hot Beavers Vol. 2
Feature

Red-Hot Beavers Vol. 2

The weather’s cooling off, but we’re heating things up with a collection of fiery-tressed beauties from HUSTLER’s world-famous Beaver Hunt amateur photo contest! So go ahead and warm your...
HUSTLER Classic: Let It Rayne
Feature

HUSTLER Classic: Let It Rayne

A hot, naked blonde and a well-stocked bar: Does life get any better than that? Yeah, we didn’t think so. Bottoms up—and this chick’s top is pretty choice, too.   Such was...
Friday Funnies: Monster Laughs
Feature

Friday Funnies: Monster Laughs

With Halloween just around the corner, we’re scaring up some big laughs, courtesy of HUSTLER’s vast arsenal of uproarious cartoons. Go ahead; enjoy these monstrously hilarious...
Whacking at Work: A Cautionary Tale
Feature

Whacking at Work: A Cautionary Tale

Experts suggest that self-pleasure breaks at work could help reduce stress and increase productivity. But beware; if you get caught, you could end up using that hand to fill out...
Get a Leg Up Vol. 5
Feature

Get a Leg Up Vol. 5

Legs—they’re not just for walking, they’re also for gawking! At least, they are when they’re a shapely pair of gams attached to a beautiful woman. And boy, do we have a lot of those coming your way! So...
XXX Horror Fans
Feature

XXX Horror Fans

Need some recommendations for Halloween viewing? Some of our favorite XXX performers tell us about their love of scary movies. Have you ever wondered what horror films make some of your favorite...
Photo By David Pimborough/Alamy
Bits & Pieces

Satanic Panic

There are many reasons to love the latest and greatest season of the Duffer brothers’ Netflix smash hit, Stranger Things: the stellar cast, the practical effects, Kate Bush, Metallica—but best of all? Its...
Photo By Reuters/Alamy
Bits & Pieces

Cock Ring Bling

Custom sneakers are for basic bitches. As a rapper in 2022-23, you’re just a giant pile of irrelevance unless your side hustle includes a handmade, jewel-studded, 18-karat cock ring. Because nothing says...
The (SE)X Files
Bits & Pieces

The (SE)X Files

With the oversaturation of true crime and murder podcasts, it’s a shame that no one wants to talk about the greatest mystery of Pandemic Times: Why the sharp and sudden drop-off in public sex? At the behest...
Sex on the First Date?
Bits & Pieces

Sex on the First Date?

Sex on the first date: yea or nay? Not you, dude. This one is for the ladies. Because unlike men, women are made to carry some unfortunate and patently unfair baggage when consenting to a hot fuck...
A Very Vore Thanksgiving
Bits & Pieces

A Very Vore Thanksgiving

Thanksgiving, Turkey Day, Black Friday Eve—whatever you want to call it, the holiday is first and foremost a food odyssey. Specifically, that succulent bird and all the mouthwatering trimmings you...
Photos By Catte Candescent
Bits & Pieces

The Breeders

“What’s the deal with breeding?!” Seriously though, what does it mean to have a breeding kink, and how is it more than just a deliberate creampie surprise? As with any fetish, it’s open to...
Image: Leigh Prather / Alamy Stock Photo
Politics

Democracy Is on Your Ballot

This year you get an extra vote for the 2024 Presidential election. Please vote wisely. I am not a member of the Democratic Party, but I will vote like one this year. The Republican Party...
Small Meets Tall
Feature

Small Meets Tall

Meet the size queens of the adult industry, models who are celebrated for their height, whether that be 4-8 Or 6-6. HUSTLER paired small performers with tall performers for interviews to discover the long and...