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June 2024

Misha Cross and Agatha Vega
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No Butts About It?
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No Butts About It?

Believe it or not, some guys aren’t comfortable with knocking at their woman’s back door. Here’s how to get past that anal aversion and into the butt-banging good times.

Anal sex is one of those delicacies in the diddling department that nearly every man hopes his little love muffin agrees to once the relationship gets hot and heavy. Most young dick-slingers lay awake at night dreaming about pounding out a lady’s pooper, some even going as far as wishing that the rump-humping fairy would sneak in through their window to deliver a hot chick on all fours smothered in Vaseline. Oh yeah, you see, tapping the tush is like winning the lechery lottery. To hear the words “get the lube”—a phrase suggesting that she’s finally ready to let him snake her rectum in the name of love—induces a giddiness and excitement in a man that is unachievable in any other way.  

Any man who’s had a chat with a lady about doing butt stuff knows that keister virgins tend to be a little skeptical about it at first. They might argue that it’s going to hurt, leave them with a bored-out asshole or any number of personal inconveniences that the man will try to very convincingly explain won’t happen. 

Yet sometimes, believe it or not, it’s the man that’s full of backdoor trepidation. Make no butts about it, pitchers can just as easily get weirded out as the catchers. “It’s more common than you’d think,” Rebecca, 36, tells “A lot of the guys I’ve dated didn’t want to do that because they couldn’t get over being in the same hole where I pooped. We didn’t last long.”

“I couldn’t be with a man that doesn’t do anal.”

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