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HUSTLER Classic: Model Behavior
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HUSTLER Classic: Model Behavior

When most people think of a model’s life, big paychecks, outrageous parties and exotic locales spring to mind. And yeah, it does seem like a pretty sweet deal. But it isn’t all about living the high life. In fact, sometimes you can get fucked pretty good. 

Such was the case with the May ’01 HUSTLER pictorial “Polly & Becca: Hard Glamour,” which shared the tale of a couple of catwalkers. Lensed by photographer Matti Klatt, the photo-spread exposed the less marvelous aspect of modeling. 

“I only made, like, 80 bucks,” Becca huffed of her assignment with dusky beauty Polly. “Polly said it was just a few glamour shots. Next thing I know, her tongue stud’s halfway up my clam. I was pissed, but what can you do? I grabbed a vibrator and rammed it up that bitch’s cunt.”

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