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How HUSTLER Turned Me Into the Most Famous White Trash Whore In My Family
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How HUSTLER Turned Me Into the Most Famous White Trash Whore In My Family

Twelve years ago I had the privilege of getting my boyfriend to fuck my ass in the middle of a desert, on top of some abandoned auto debris. That was my introduction into HUSTLER Magazine. Thanks to that assfuck in Palmdale, I never had to have that awkward conversation with any of my born-again Christian family members. My uncles were the first ones to let everyone know that I was in porn, as they opened up their fresh issues of HUSTLER and found my smiling face with a dick in my ass. The news spread quickly throughout the most devout sects of relatives that I have. And they prayed for me. That’s how deeply and personally connected I feel with this magazine.

HUSTLER is something a porn girl is proud to be in. Being the object of desire, laid out in full color, spread upon glossy sheets of erotic print is an honor.

I’m not the only girl who feels this way. When I asked my peers, they were all gushing with praise. Bonnie Rotten, reigning AVN Female Performer of the Year and owner of production company Mental Beauty, had this to say: “HUSTLER Mag was actually my first goal in this industry! My dream was to shoot a layout for HUSTLER, which, funny enough, was the reason I came/stayed in L.A. in the very beginning of my career in porn. I love HUSTLER. They are great and such a fun company to work with! Happy anniversary, HUSTLER and Larry! Congratulations for being the source of dirty fun for all these years.”

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