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Author: Oriana Small aka Ashley Blue

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How HUSTLER Turned Me Into the Most Famous White Trash Whore In My Family

Twelve years ago I had the privilege of getting my boyfriend to fuck my ass in the middle of a desert, on top of some abandoned auto debris. That was my introduction into HUSTLER Magazine. Thanks to that assfuck in Palmdale, I never had to have that awkward conversation with any of my born-again Christian...
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OFF! Unloads

The setting is a seedy Hollywood fast-food dive called Oki-Dog. Oriana Small is joined by two men: Dimitri Coats and Keith Morris. She’s a smut star turned writer and journalist. The men are founding members of punk supergroup OFF! Hardcore meets hardcore. Dimitri sits down with his food. Keith informs him that he’s not eating...
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Hardcore Cuisine

Here’s how to combine the two best things in the world, sex and food: Take one steamy XXX star (Zoe Voss), add one up-and-coming chef (Kris Yenbamroong), mix vigorously and serve hot. Zoe Voss is a model; one of those girls who look too gorgeous for porn, never work out and eat a lot of...