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OFF! Unloads
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OFF! Unloads

The setting is a seedy Hollywood fast-food dive called Oki-Dog. Oriana Small is joined by two men: Dimitri Coats and Keith Morris. She’s a smut star turned writer and journalist. The men are founding members of punk supergroup OFF! Hardcore meets hardcore.

Dimitri sits down with his food. Keith informs him that he’s not eating an original Oki-Dog.

KEITH:  The real Oki-Dog is a tortilla with American cheese, pastrami, two hotdogs, chili, and you could get sauerkraut, relish or mustard.

ORIANA:  Whose idea was it to put this band together?

KEITH: (Laughs.) It wasn’t premeditated. Originally Dimitri approached my other band [Circle Jerks]. This band hadn’t done anything new creatively in 14 years. It was time to do something. We’d milked it for as long as we could.

DIMITRI: You guys were great, by the way. Did I ever tell you that? Those first three records especially. I still listen to them even though they fired me.

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