Hoping to enjoy an al fresco fuckfest? Be careful—you don’t want to experience a natural disaster
All kinds of magic can happen in the bedroom, but it’s never a bad idea to mix things up a little. The hallway, the kitchen and the bathroom all have their benefits too, but sometimes one might feel the urge to look even further afield, venturing outside for a sneaky sex session.
There are, however, some considerations to bear in mind when mulling a lustful outdoor excursion. There are numerous pitfalls to avoid, from police to poison ivy to pointing voyeurs. Unless you own a massive plot of land entirely tucked away from prying eyes, outdoor sex will most likely entail public sex—an unlawful act that could result in arrest and a criminal record. While HUSTLERMagazine.com does not condone illegal activity, here are some ups and downs of getting it on in the great outdoors—should anyone be theoretically considering such a thing, of course.
Location, Location, Location
While many places would seem to lend themselves well to a thrilling and risqué sexual adventure, there are some decidedly ill-advised settings for an outdoor romp. A secluded waterfall, for example, might seem like a romantic setting for a frolic, whereas trying to get it on behind a local Chuck E. Cheesewould be an exceedingly poor choice.
Consider the location well and you can maximize the potential and duration of the whole thing. Forest walks, hiking trails and overhanging terrain would seem to offer a little privacy should one stray from the beaten path a little. It would also be advisable to keep the cell phone charged and to avoid getting lost. (Bringing water along to keep hydrated is always a good idea—especially if someone should find themselves missing.)