Working in some private porking time amid a house full of nosy roommates isn’t easy, but it is possible to get busy in peace despite the meddling masses.
There is no greater feeling than venturing out on any given day, meeting a beautiful woman by the most random chain of events, and having her suggest that the two of you head back to “your place” for what is to be presumed a wild night of slap and tickle. Yee-haw!
The only potential snag in winning this lustful lottery, however, is the fact that you live with three other dudes that will almost assuredly start hooting and hollering, beating on the walls, making lewd comments…basically doing anything and everything they possibly can to spoil the mood as soon as you shut the bedroom door.
Trying to get your groove on in a house full of people is perhaps one of the trickiest plays in the Big Book of Boning. There’s just something about knowing that someone else is in the other room getting their nuts glazed that makes roommates act like they belong in the jungle. We suspect that they are secretly peeved that it’s you, not them, getting it on, so their only recourse is to sabotage the encounter by any means necessary.
“We had this small dorm where you could hear a fart through the walls. If a new girl came around, there was no mercy.”
