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Nuru Madness: One Perv’s Slippery Quest for a Smooth Happy Ending

To any man who appreciates a massage for which the denouement is a happy ending—meaning, I assume, all of us—“nuru” might be “next level” massage, as it entails, not just a random woman generously pulling your pud during a therapy session, but said woman lubing up her entire body with a mysterious Oriental oil and...
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Asa Akira: A Bad Day

I was supposed to fuck my husband that day. To be more precise, I was supposed to fuck my husband that day for money. It was the first day on the set for my new showcase movie, title yet to be determined. I had shot numerous showcase movies before, but this one was different, because...
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Taking Liberty

Politics makes strange bedfellows, the old saying goes. One of the most frequent of those bedfellows, at least in the pages of HUSTLER, is Lady Liberty. She might historically be known for seeking the tired, poor and huddled masses yearning to breathe free, but in America’s Magazine, she’s hooked up with the rich and powerful...