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HUSTLER Classic: Alien Urges

With the Earth seeming like it’s going to hell in a handbasket these days, the thought of just pulling up stakes and relocating to outer space feels like an increasingly attractive option.  “Space Probe,” from the April 1977 issue of HUSTLER, offers some definite pros and cons on the prospect of interstellar travel. On the...

Scheerleader

Paul Scheer is truly a man for all television seasons. From his foibles on the FXX hit The League to his roundhouse ass-kickery in Adult Swim’s NTSF SD: SUV::, he’s been synonymous with all things comedy since Best Week Ever back in the day. You’ve spotted him on Fresh Off the Boat, 30 Rock, Childrens...

HUSTLER Triple Threat: Eufrat

What’s in a name? When it comes to Eufrat, the sizzling subject of this edition of HUSTLER Triple Threat, a whole lot of intrigue.  The first thing anyone thinks when gazing upon this stunning Czech export is, of course, Wow she’s really hot. The second thought is equally inevitable: Eufrat? What kind of name is...