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August 2025

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How to Pick Up a Porn Star

HUSTLER asked 25 XXX stars for the best and worst pickup lines they have ever heard. Prepare to laugh…and be flabbergasted by the lines that actually worked. CHLOE BELLE Twitter: @TheChloeBelle_ BEST: “Girl, your body is a wonderland, and I want to be Alice so that I can run around all over you.” I’m not...

Butt of Course

We are proud to announce the launch of our brand-new title EVERYTHING BUTT. If you’re an ass aficionado, this magazine is destined to become your butt bible—a go-to source for the very best in full fannies, squeezable cheeks and delicious, delightful derrieres. In celebration of this momentous occasion, we looked back over the past handful...

Friday Funnies: Bedding Down With HUSTLER, Vol. 2

Curling up in bed with a good read—it’s the perfect end to a long, trying day, especially when that good read is HUSTLER! Let’s crawl under the covers and get some laughs, courtesy of HUSTLER’s cartoon archives. “We’re uptight conservative Republican Catholics who have been married for 30 years, Helen. I wanted to see what...