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Ahmet Zappa: A Frank Discussion

The son of rock legend Frank Zappa discusses his father’s work, the greatness of Dio, his own future musical ambitions and the joy of holograms. During his lifetime, Frank Zappa created a catalog of music unlike anyone before or after him. But we are sure if asked, like most dads he would probably say his...

Like Body, Like Cock

Want to keep your unit in working order as you amble on into your golden years? Put down the chips and pick up the exercise equipment! We’re always hearing about how we need exercise, that we’re supposed to ditch the booze and cigarettes, avoid any bathroom where they might be snorting cocaine off the toilet...

HUSTLER Two-Timers: Syren Sexton

Welcome to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice!  Today we’re focusing our affection and attention on Syren Sexton, a blond bombshell from Merry Old England—and Siren has certainly given us plenty to be merry about over the years.  Syren made her first big impression on HUSTLER readers with the...