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“I Had an Abortion”

Four comedians share their stories. “Our body, our choice.” Conservatives like to use this slogan when it suits them—for example, to refuse life-saving vaccines. But when it applies to policing women’s reproductive rights, fuck autonomy, right? The GOP has been fighting the battle against a woman’s right to choose for decades, and this year they...

Thanks for Thongs

This Thanksgiving HUSTLER expresses its deepest gratitude for that tiny magical strip of material: the thong. The way it teases, tantalizes, tortures, mesmerizes—fucks with your head until you beg for a glimpse of the treasures it’s hiding. It defines and separates beautiful butt cheeks—hypnotizes as it disappears into the crack between. How can so little...

Good Goth!

Looking to have a very Happy Halloween? Prepare to be scared stiff by these spooky sirens! Not to be a killjoy, but your Captain America costume is totally inappropriate for Halloween. It may not officially be a high holiday for you, but those who worship at the altar of everything creepy-crawly might beg to differ....