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Friday Funnies: D.C. Dunces Vol. 2

Need a chuckle today? We have a capital idea! The nation’s capital, specifically. We’re heading to Washington, D.C.—via HUSTLER’s vast collection of outrageous cartoons—to have a few good laughs at the expense of our so-called leaders. Enjoy! “There are calls for you to resign on phone lines 1 through 20.” “The Speaker can’t take your...

Glamour Cocks

Thinking of sending a dick pic to that woman you’re interested in? First off, get her permission first! Secondly, put some effort into it! We present a handy guide to becoming the Ansel Adams of schlong-centric selfies. According to research, roughly 50% of women have received a dick pic—which makes sense, considering the same research...

A HUSTLER Parade of Pink 7

There are so many things to love about a parade. The pageantry! The spectacle! The seemingly endless procession of warm, wet, wide-open pussy! Wait, what? That’s right—we’re bringing you an eye-popping display of pink, courtesy of some of HUSTLER’s hottest Honeys. Enjoy the show! Barbie Brill Nautica Jana Cova Jessica Lockwood Mia Huffman Anne Barlett...