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June 2024

Misha Cross and Agatha Vega
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Butt, I’m a Virgin!
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Butt, I’m a Virgin!

Is anal sex really a backdoor loophole that allows a woman to maintain her virginity while still getting busy? Join us as we dive in deep and explore this long-standing notion.

There was a rumor floating around Hollywood a couple of decades ago that a super-famous pop star at the time had a crush on a certain well-known actor, both of whom shall remain anonymous. The two rumoredly started secretly seeing each other, and she would show up on the set of the movie he was filming on occasion to do gawd-knows-what with him in his trailer—you see, there was some speculation about the specifics of their supposed carnal activity. Apparently, the rumblings around the set suggested that this pop star was a “virgin”—that is to say, she hadn’t yet had traditional penile/vaginal sex—so she, in an effort to save herself for marriage, would supposedly only let him pound her up the ass. 

Now, of course, when I heard the rumor, I thought it was a complete fabrication. After all, I had never met a woman in my life that would dare let a man violate her pooper before plundering her snatch. Throughout the years, however, I started encountering more women who claim to have gotten boned in the butt before their pussy was breached, and I became exceptionally curious about this keister loophole in the virginity clause. 

“I was raised Catholic, and sex wasn’t discussed in a positive light unless you were married, even though I felt extremely sexual in my teens.”

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