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Bleached Butthole Beauties
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Bleached Butthole Beauties

Thanks to the miracle of modern technology, a lighter, brighter anus can be yours! XXX beauties Taylor Gunner and Lara Grace Ryan describe the ins and outs of bleaching your butthole.

There are tons of ways for people to improve their appearances these days. You can get some Botox to keep those pesky wrinkles at bay, get eyelash extensions and even get spray-tanned for that golden glow. But did you know you can make your butthole a different color?! Yes, you read that correctly! 

Anal bleaching has been around for a while now and it is becoming ever more popular with some of your favorite onscreen treats. What was the catalyst to dye their chocolate starfishes? I enlisted the help of two amazing performers to share their butthole bleaching experiences!

Many of you are probably wondering: When the hell did lightening our anuses begin? According to my online research, porn stars were the first pioneers of this trend! It purportedly began in California (no surprise there) in 2005. “I’d definitely recommend it! I’m a lot more confident now and I feel more comfortable taking closer-up photos since I started! I say go for it!” Taylor Gunner exclaims, expressing her enthusiasm for the booty-bleaching act. (Also, we’re all very excited about seeing more close-up pics of her beautiful behind!)

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Taylor Gunner / Photo by Robert Gunner

There are primarily two ways to achieve the desired result: going to a technician to have the procedure professionally done, or doing it from the comfort of your own home. Lara Grace Ryan decided to take her anus into her own hands and did it herself, but the results were less than a gaping success. “I bought the anal bleach at my local adult store, and it is actually still sitting on my shelf. I think I only used it a couple of times so didn’t actually see any results,” Lara recalls. Hey, you miss 100% of the shots you don’t take! 

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