Bits & Pieces

Articles with unfiltered opinions

Cartoons

Illustrated monthly funnies

Jokes

Dirty jokes for your dirty mind

Parodies

Unapologetic political satire

close slideout
Latest HUSTLER Magazine cover issue
Magazine new arrow

December 2024

Featuring Ellie Nova
Join HUSTLER Magazine trial promo image

Intro Offer:
3 days for only $0.99!

Wacky Wanking: 9 Wild Masturbation Stories

During the COVID-19 pandemic, people are having less sex and even being instructed to wear a mask when bumping uglies. Luckily, masturbating is safe and a long-term option for those afflicted with the illness of permanent horniness.  While masturbating is a solo pastime, it by no means needs to be boring. To prove this, HUSTLERMagazine.com...

Two Girls, One Mic: A Penetrating Porncast

Like porn? Like laughing? Like learning new things? Then you’ll love this smart, funny, sexy podcast that goes hard and deep into all things XXX.  Two Girls, One Mic. The title  of this podcast alone is intriguing, but the concept also delivers on fun. Host and producer Alice Vaughn and a revolving cast of co-hosts...

The Better Sex Diet: Foods to Fuck With

The phrase “you are what you eat” applies to your performance in the bedroom, too. Read on to find out what fucking foods you should be eating if you want to be a sex superstar.  Here’s something to chew on: The path to happy, healthy genitals leads through your mouth and stomach. Not only can...