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Missy Martinez’s Thanksgiving Guide to Food Sex

Stuffing isn’t just for turkeys; follow these tips and the next time you say, “Fucking leftovers again,” it will be with joy instead of disappointment. Leftovers: They shouldn’t just be a challenge for your five-year-old sweatpants to endure. What if you could take those morsels of carbohydrate-fueled goodness and utilize them in the bedroom? Yep,...

Cumedy

I am a comic and a porn star. My goal in life has been to combine these two careers into a Chimaera of semen and giggles, and hopefully I’m doing a semi-decent job. Listening to comedians, with their never-ending gags and wit, it can be easy to forget that they too are flesh and blood...

#AskMissy: Buttholes Are Funny

HUMOR. SEX. THE TWO RARELY GO HAND IN HAND—UNLESS YOU KICK YOUR PARTNER IN THE FACE WHILE SWITCHING POSITIONS. I TRY TO FIND THE HUMOR IN EVERYTHING. ENTERING THE ADULT INDUSTRY NINE YEARS AGO WAS NO EXCEPTION. FOR THOSE OF YOU UNFAMILIAR WITH ME (SHAME ON YOU, FIRST OF ALL), I’M VERY ACTIVE ON THE...